Bio to come

Bio to come

Bio to come

A transplanted Albertan, they know they’ve landed in the promised land of craft cannabis—and they’re not shy about it. With a deep appreciation for top-tier grows, they bring prairie roots and west coast reverence to the Dirty Dozen, celebrating standout strains with the confidence of someone who walked over the border of craft and can never go back.

This married duo keeps the Dirty Dozen on its toes. He’s a high-ranking executive with deep roots here. He’s calm, composed, and always three steps ahead—while she’s a stirrer-upper who shows up to steal the spotlight every time. He brings the strategy, she brings the sizzle, and together they deliver reviews that are equal parts sharp insight and deliciously good judgment.

Glamour, indulgence, and impeccable taste, a larger-than-life presence known for her elegance, generosity, and eye for the exceptional. A standout in any room, she curates only the finest experiences, wherever she happens to be. Effortlessly chic and discerning, Stacey keeps things personal, and we ensure her favourites always find their way to her, no matter the city.

This dynamic duo, former partners in life and possibly still in love, bring both polish and playfulness to the Dirty Dozen cannabis reviewers. High-performing professionals by day, they pair sharp business acumen with a genuine passion for cannabis, approaching each review with clarity, curiosity, and a shared spark. Their perspective balances discipline and delight, offering thoughtful, well-articulated insights with an undercurrent of charm and connection.

A cannabis connoisseur who seems to know everyone—and everything worth knowing. A natural provocateur with a silver tongue, he stirs conversation with bold opinions and undeniable charm. In the Dirty Dozen, his reviews are equal parts performance and precision, laced with wit, insight, and a deep appreciation for the craft.

A retired high-ranking commander, they carry a quiet authority into the ranks of the Dirty Dozen cannabis reviewers. Their voice is measured and deliberate, each assessment unfolding with the precision of a well-planned operation—cutting through noise to reveal clarity, balance, and effect with a strategist’s grace.

Born on the mainland in 1970, and jet-setted to the island in ’73. Had a cosmic blind date with Mary Jane in ’85, and we’ve been tight ever since.

Spent a beautiful ten years being young, juggling weed cultivation and thrashing on drums with a prog-jazz-punk band.

Eventually I traded the open road for the tranquil beauty of the peninsula, where I found a happy life running a thriving music school.

At heart I remain, always, a musician, a rebel and a curious thinker.

It time now to groove, kick back and smoke some of the finest weed I’ve ever come across